Dog Logic
The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous
There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben
Williams
A dog
is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh
Billings
The average dog is a
nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Dogs
love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of
pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous
Anybody
who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin
P. Jones
If your
dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog
is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's
almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe
Weinstein
Women
and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
-Robert
A. Heinlein
If you
pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark
Twain
Dogs
are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger
Caras
If you
think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil
Pastoret
